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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via magicul)

"I can be someone’s and still be my own."

— Shel Silverstein  (via hefuckin)

(Source: onkh-m-maat, via vodkacupcakes)

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

— (via moikiboi)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via butthingschange)

hotboysofficial:

lady gets mugged by motorcyclist while driving

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(via orgasm)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via butthingschange)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via ohmugoodness)

bootykage:

fakeho:

*calls u daddy*

*calls police*

(Source: haemus, via astoundly)

joshpeck:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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take this picture down immediately

(via orgasm)

"I can’t go a day without thinking about you, and I bet I don’t ever cross your mind"

— 3:04am thoughts about you. (via afraidofwhatliesbeneath)

(via vodkacupcakes)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via orgasm)